Study suggests we’re evolving to hate booze
Science is here again to tell us about the awful future. Hold on for this one, because it’s about a world without booze. According to a recent study, humans may be evolving to have an aversion to...
View ArticleDrunk Americans keeping retail alive, study says
As a society, we should know that drinking and shopping is bad, but we don’t. We really, really don’t. According to a recent survey, drunk Americans spend $30 billion a year in purchases. That works...
View ArticleNow your beer can sparkle, contain a message
Tomorrow is St. Patrick’s Day, when people do awful things to beer, like dying it green or dropping a shot of whiskey into it. Or both. But this year, there are some new awful things you can do to your...
View ArticleScience finally finds a negative health impact from drinking
Pretty much every other day, heavy-drinking scientists come out with a new study declaring the health benefits of boozing it up on the reg. But did you know that there is actually a negative health...
View ArticleCity wants to force sobriety during hurricanes
When a storm hits, it’s time to crack one open, but that won’t be the case any longer for one Florida city. Cape Coral, Florida has passed an ordinance banning the sale of beer during a state of...
View ArticleIt’s getting so you can’t fly with a sex doll anymore
Here’s a tip to anyone planning a bachelor party: don’t start the party until you arrive at the destination. This week, a drunk guy with a sex doll caused a Belfast-bound plane to be diverted to...
View ArticleComing soon to N.Y.: Beer floats
Summer is most decidedly here. And the residents of New York may soon have a new way to cool off this summer, if the state government gets its act together. The New York state Senate recently passed a...
View ArticleDrunk seagulls terrorize British beachgoers
Another summer, another assault on Britons by aggressive and unruly seagulls. This year, they’re getting drunk and rowdy. In South West England, seagulls are getting drunk off of half-full (or...
View ArticleNow we’re letting animals choose our beer for us
The U.S. craft beer market is pretty well saturated, and it’s no secret that this is forcing breweries to do some stunts to get attention from the public. But this (and sparkle beer) is where we draw...
View ArticleLongevity comes from beer, cookies
A hundred-year-old English woman has some good news for you: keep drinking your beer. Eileen Maher just turned 100, and she celebrated by downing a Stella Artois and some cookies — for good reason —...
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